Patrolling the Trolls
updated: Nov 12, 2012, 10:53 AM

By Rachel Hoyt

Few terse typists amongst the trolls -
Surfing trolls!
Such a stomp of merriment their commenting cajoles!
How they click-clack, click-clack, click-clack,
With icy fingers all night!
While the nannies counter attack,
Keeping comment threads on track,
Patrolling with delight;
Keeping peace, peace, peace,
In a world where trolls won't cease,
Indulging desires to connivingly console,
Extolling like trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls,
Through the black hole that is eating their souls.

Hear the mellow pitter-pat,
Pitter-Pat,
Of locals sharing honest thoughts and questions on edhat.
Through the lifeless keys they write
Of life both good and not quite right.
From their sincere scribbled notes,
A smile and laugh floats,
To the wild-haired troll that listens and gloats
On edhat
‘bout this and that,
Saying there is better news they should be looking at.
For time we stole
They'll make things whole
By joking and wanking too mean to console -
Being trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls,
Trolls, trolls, trolls -
Creating a need for nanny patrols!

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